We all are looking forward to watch the India-Pakistan World Cup 2011 Match. Some call it unnecessary hype, others speak diplomatically, but the fact is we all enjoy Ind-Pak cricket matches more than anything else (ask your heart!).
Oh, but India will take on Pakistan on a Wednesday, March 30 2011... a weekday when we can’t think of taking a day off. Or maybe we can by using any of these 5 creative excuses to take leave from office and watch the match comfortably:
There was a break-in at my house and the thief took away the main door. Can’t lock my house, can’t come to work.
2. I was using Fevikwik... par chutki hi chipak gayi. Tried separating the thumb and index finger but now all my fingers and toes are stuck together. Can’t move, can’t make it to work today.
3. Broke my glasses, can’t find my contact lenses, can’t see a thing. How will I reach office?
4. I just realised I was to get married today. With the extreme work pressure at office, I completely forgot about it.
5. I have been kidnapped. They want you, my boss, to pay the ransom (your boss will hang up before you continue).
NOTE: Try these excuses at your own risk. Loss of job and kidnapping issues aren’t my responsibility. I am just trying to help here... there’s a huge screen at my office for the match ;) Hey don’t turn green now!