Google search: What else would I want it to do

Google Guru, as I call it, is probably the best thing that happened to us in this life. The Gyaani Baba knows it all. It is the one who clears all my doubts across various subjects. I don't even need to say, "Open Sesame," and it opens a treasure box of information, entertainment and just envy thing you can possibly think of.

But, as it is with us humans, we always want more. So while I love Google unconditionally, I would appreciate if it could find some more things for me:
  • The remote control which I always misplace when my favourite television show is about to begin.
  • My glasses which I just can't find when I desperately need them.
  • A good househelp who will not leave abruptly, not demand unnecessary things and increments every now and then, and not bunk whenever she feels like.
  • The company that can offer me the maximum possible salary I can earn with a part-time job (Advanced Search: The exact amount).
  • Time, and loads of time... So that I can sleep, play, work, cook, watch movies, shop as much as I can in a day.
  • Permanent cure from illnesses and laziness ;)
What's your list like?

This post is written by me for the A-Z Blogging Challenge where I will post every day (except Sundays) all through the month of April. Most importantly, I will blog thematically on topics from A to Z! So for April 1, I chose a topic starting with the letter A, for April 2 the letter B and so on. 

My A-Z Challenge Entries: A B C D E F G H I J K...


  1. Lol, I call it Google chacha.. And this reminds me of a scene in a TV serial, the husband spends lot of time on the net and when he asks the wife for tea, she says isn't there any way you can find that over the net too. :-)

  2. Very true! Even gyaani baba cannot tell me where I have misplaced my cell phone (probably left it at home as usual)! :P

    1. Someone has to design an app for this! Thank u for commenting!

  3. LOL :D If your Google Guru (For me it is Google the God!) is successful in giving you your answers, let me know. Would love to ask some of my questions too :D Though your query no. 4 would be my query too :)

  4. For me Google is Google Mata..and like someone said, it has to be female right? It completes your sentences with multiple choices. LOL - In 2004, one of my first blogs was about Google. And if Google heeds to your suggestions and finds permanent cure for laziness, Please, pretty please, keep me posted :-)

  5. Mata! Wow...I always imagined it as a man, finds for me all that he can ;) even one of my first set of posts was on google... I called it annu as google search...


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