A picture is worth a thousand words, right?
Phone number
Did anyone ever ask you for your phone number?
Did you give your phone number to someone?
What? To all the people listed in your contacts?
Then, when you have given your phone number, how come you still have that number?
Did you give your phone number to someone?
What? To all the people listed in your contacts?
Then, when you have given your phone number, how come you still have that number?
*Running away at full speed ; )
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PS: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
PS: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
Newton's third law does not work. How?
So Newton said, "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."
Action: Wife started speaking to her husband.
Reaction: NIL
Action: Wife started speaking to her husband.
Reaction: NIL
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N: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
N: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
The last local
It was late at night and she had boarded the last local. She got in the ladies compartment even though it was unoccupied as she saw a policeman in the compartment. Good, or so she thought.
The policeman came and sat a little away from her. She took the window seat and he took the aisle seat. She looked scared as she unknowingly covered her mouth and nose with her hand. She was thinking a lot. She looked scared. It seemed she couldn't breathe.
The policeman glanced at her a few times. She tried to look outside while staying alert at the same time.
There was a long disturbing silence. Finally, after two stations, he policeman spoke.
"Any problem madam?"
The policeman glanced at her a few times. She tried to look outside while staying alert at the same time.
There was a long disturbing silence. Finally, after two stations, he policeman spoke.
"Any problem madam?"
Jim Carrey becomes what when he visits India in summers?
Jim Aam!
Carrey (Hindi name of raw mango) in India changes into Aam (Mango) in summers.
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Day 10 - J: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
Day 10 - J: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014. I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
Did he say Yes?
It was one of those days I wanted to stay late at work. Yet again, my
parents had invited a family to 'see' me. For those who aren't aware of
this term, it means when a prospective groom and his family visit a
prospective bride to plan an arranged marriage.
I wasn't ready to get married, I was still hoping to find my True Love, the kind you see in Yash Raj movies. The guests were supposed to reach at 7 pm. I ensured that I reach home after 8 hoping they will be gone by then. I was extremely irritated and nervous as well. What if they were still at home? The hot summer made things worse and so did the super crowded train. It was like everything was going against me that day.
I wasn't ready to get married, I was still hoping to find my True Love, the kind you see in Yash Raj movies. The guests were supposed to reach at 7 pm. I ensured that I reach home after 8 hoping they will be gone by then. I was extremely irritated and nervous as well. What if they were still at home? The hot summer made things worse and so did the super crowded train. It was like everything was going against me that day.
I know what you did last summer...
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You drank a lot of water, perspired a lot and cursed the season.
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You drank a lot of water, perspired a lot and cursed the season.
Head over heels in love? It's untrue love
Have you even thought about it?
Head over heels in love is an incorrect usage of the phrase.
We always have our head over heels, that's part of our normal evolution.
The phrase was first coined as "Heels over head" as in topsy-turvy, upside-down, etc. So when you say you are heels over head in love, that's when you mean you are crazily in love as heels over head is not the way a normal 'not-in-love' person will stand / walk.
A person crazy and happy in love may perhaps do a cartwheel when the heels are over the head. Of course, after a long term commitment, one might have the need to do Shirshasana/ headstand in yoga to stay calm, but that's a different story altogether : )
So the next time you wanna confess your love, try using, "I am heels over head in love with you." I bet, once you explain the logic, you will be considered as a smart bet ; )
PJ ALERT: God is in each one of us. How?
Head over heels in love is an incorrect usage of the phrase.
We always have our head over heels, that's part of our normal evolution.
The phrase was first coined as "Heels over head" as in topsy-turvy, upside-down, etc. So when you say you are heels over head in love, that's when you mean you are crazily in love as heels over head is not the way a normal 'not-in-love' person will stand / walk.
A person crazy and happy in love may perhaps do a cartwheel when the heels are over the head. Of course, after a long term commitment, one might have the need to do Shirshasana/ headstand in yoga to stay calm, but that's a different story altogether : )
So the next time you wanna confess your love, try using, "I am heels over head in love with you." I bet, once you explain the logic, you will be considered as a smart bet ; )
PJ ALERT: God is in each one of us. How?
God is in each one of us. How?
So, when we are in trouble, we first pray to God as a habit. Here are some examples:
- "Oh God, I am late, please do something. My boss is already mad at me"
- "Oh God, the guests will reach home anytime and there are clothes everywhere. I am in such a mess, please help me."
- "Oh God, I can't find my nail paint remover and I have to leave for this party in 10. Please help."
- We run out of the house, run to the auto rickshaw, agree to pay extra / race our car at times, we run to get into the train, the lift, our workstation... Phew, we somehow make it to work in time or at least in a way that the boss doesn't notice it.
- We dump everything inside the wardrobe and ensure it is not opened in presence of the guests.
- We apply a couple of extra coats on the chipped off nail paint.
God = X
We = Y
Who help themselves = Z
Friend in need is a friend indeed
For a minute, forget the story you heard. Seriously, now don't try to remember.
Now read the phrase carefully.
A Friend in need is a friend indeed[Okay, I ate the "A" in the title but I am making a strong point here about F for Friend]
It actually, grammatically, means this:
A friend, who is in need, is a friend indeed.
So all our friends, at least at one point in time, have been our friends indeed ; )
For those who do not know the story behind this saying, here it is.
Now read the phrase carefully.
A Friend in need is a friend indeed[Okay, I ate the "A" in the title but I am making a strong point here about F for Friend]
It actually, grammatically, means this:
A friend, who is in need, is a friend indeed.
So all our friends, at least at one point in time, have been our friends indeed ; )
For those who do not know the story behind this saying, here it is.
English ease a funny language
Eye love the language, and eye mean no offense hear.
But seriously, who coined the initial words / spellings of
the most popular and one of my favourite languages?
Here are some examples that make me wonder:
Chivalry: If they want it to sound like shi-valry, why not
spell it Shivalry? They use Chi for words like China, Chimpanzee, Child and
Chicken. Imagine how these words would sound now if we go with the
"Shi" version.
Then, Than: Do you have any idea how many students score
less in exams just because of this E and A confusion? What's the logic?
To, Two, Too: Seriously? The person who did this definitely
wanted to earn the title - No one can beat me in English.
Doctors never live close to supermarkets. Why?
Supermarkets have everything from unhealthy biscuits to refined oils.
But that's not the reason.
Supermarkets also have frozen foods and fizz drinks.
But that's not the reason either.
Supermarkets also have butter and sweets.
But that's not the reason either.
Supermarkets also have APPLES. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? Supermarkets have tons of apples.
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Day 4 - D: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
But that's not the reason.
Supermarkets also have frozen foods and fizz drinks.
But that's not the reason either.
Supermarkets also have butter and sweets.
But that's not the reason either.
Supermarkets also have APPLES. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? Supermarkets have tons of apples.
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Day 4 - D: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
Customer never left. Why?
C'mon, the customer is always right, not left!
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Day 3 - C: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
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Day 3 - C: This PJ post is specially written as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti
Beauty is a liar. How?
Everybody knows...
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Beauty LIES in the eyes of the beholder!
[You are lucky, not all my posts will be this short!]
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Day 2 - B: This PJ post is specially written for as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
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Beauty LIES in the eyes of the beholder!
*Running away at full speed ; )
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Day 2 - B: This PJ post is specially written for as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
I am also participating in the challenge with my photoblog. Check out all the action on Photopunti.
Cats love Mr. Stitch. Why?
The cat community would like to thank Mr. Stitch for being the one who really cares for them.
Thanks to Stitch, who ensured and saved the nine live of cats, someone up there decided that while we humans struggle with one, the cats can enjoy all their lives!
After all, A stitch in time saved nine!
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Day 1 - A: The phrase starting with letter A: A stitch in time saves nine
This PJ post is specially written for as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
Thanks to Stitch, who ensured and saved the nine live of cats, someone up there decided that while we humans struggle with one, the cats can enjoy all their lives!
After all, A stitch in time saved nine!
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Day 1 - A: The phrase starting with letter A: A stitch in time saves nineThis PJ post is specially written for as part of my participation in April A to Z Challenge 2014.
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